i don’t need a personal trainer i need a personal kanye







anyone else noticing a trend here?


didn’t know ancient egyptians looked like mayo…


Ok but of course the servants and thieves are black ok i see yall

Brown Jesus from Palestine, what the fuck is this!

Tuya and Zipporah are Sub Saharan unarguable black. Like you Zipporah’s familial descendants are still living a pastoral life in the same place she was from, and they still look like her.

Queen Tuya is black, in fact her tomb was found after the front load of white supremacist archeologist raided Egypt, so surprisingly enough her features were kept in tact on all of her antiquities as was her full name which also described where she was from…modern day Ethopian/Chad/Sudan area.

No matter how much fake tanner, pretty pretty hair pieces, faux box braids Sigourney will look ridiculous.

So it’s real nice to know that every reoccurring woman of visible East African descent is non existent and every male of visible African decent is a poor criminal. Awesome, and super accurate.

just a quick doodle :)
–some amazing artist who just unwittingly crushed your dreams and entire soul (via toastoat)–


When you see a white kid talking back to their mom in public


When you see a black kid talking back to their mom in public



Apparently robot-prostitutes are using Tinder to scam men into signing up for shady dating sites. Respond to this with your own Tinder pick-up line as a sexy robot, and your answer might appear on Thursday’s show!

♈ Aries: Aries fear that they don't fear 'fear'. Most of them are insightful enough to know they can leap head on into danger unnecessarily
♉ Taurus: People will think they are boring. To make up for it they bake food or take people out because they are worried they alone aren't enough
♊ Gemini: Other people will see how internally wound up and vulnerable they are. How much they really need somebody there; no matter how independent they may seem
♋ Cancer: Having a volatile family life. Most Cancers fear divorce but also believe it will never happen to them
♌ Leo: People will tire of their theatrics and neediness and reject them entirely. That eventually people will give up on trying to assure them and cope with their drama
♍ Virgo: People will judge them and treat them differently if they are not at least fulfilling some purpose or use for being around
♎ Libra: They will be alone forever
♏ Scorpio: They will open up and share a secret to somebody, but be rejected / betrayed
♐ Sagittarius: They will love somebody more than the other person loves them. They will need somebody more than they are needed.
♑ Capricorn: Because everyone puts so much faith in them, they are secretly worried they will just destroy everything and don't know who to ask for help
♒ Aquarius: Eventually they will just drift entirely away from everybody. That one day they will be unable to decipher what is rational and not. A true sense of isolation
♓ Pisces: That people only pretend to like them. Most Pisces can't figure out why they have friends or why they are liked. They are constantly comparing themselves

I swear if this is the one with Autumn getting upset and crying about it

Ohhhhhh man

Uh guys

Didn’t we do this already?


Cinco Dominicanas en la serie del momento: Orange Is the New Black

"Cinco talentosas Dominicanas que actualmente se encuentran rodando la segunda temporada de "Orange Is The New Black" y que, por cómo terminó la primera, es posible que sus personajes latinos tengan mayor relevancia y profundidad." [x]


it’s already august i suddenly can’t breath



FRIDAY, JANUARY 13th, 2012

In honor of Friday the 13th, here’s a total fuckin’ nightmare for ya!

Anybody mind if I reblog some of my own shit?

Anonymous inquired: Jasmine and Shawn try to sneak out of Sammy's house in the morning but Amy wakes up and finds them in the kitchen half dress along with her parents


Good morning my lovelies!

WARNING: Sex mention…?

"Shawn! Wake up!"

The said name groaned and slowly opened his eyes, Jasmine being the first thing he saw. “Wha..?”

"We gotta go Shawn! We’re still at Sammy’s house!" she half-whispered half-shouted. At this, Shawn widened his eyes and jumped up, observing their surroundings.

They were still in Sammy’s room, where they had left off yesterday night. There were a couple of beer bottles on the floor, and half their clothes were scattered around while they were still at least wearing a top and their underwear. At the sight of some of his clothes still on his body, he sighed with relief.

"At least we didn’t have physical sex,” he thought out loud.

"Um.. Shawn?" Jasmine lifted up an empty condom wrapper. "We actually did, remember?”

His expression quickly turned from relieved to freaked out once he saw the wrapper. “Oh.. God! Jasmine I thought you said you would wake me up at six so we could leave!”

"Well, I kind of dozed off by accident…" The Aussie’s voice trailed off as she rubbed the back of her neck. "Sorry Shawn. I forgot that Amy and their parents would be back!"

Before he could argue even further, they heard a moan from beside them, and they quickly turned their heads to see Sammy just not waking up. The blonde rubbed her eyes before looking drowsily over at her lovers.

"Oh, hi guys," she yawned. "You’re still here?"

Jasmine and Shawn stared wide-eyed at their girlfriend.

Soon enough, Sammy realized what was going on, and she was wide-eyed as well. “You’re still here..!”

Jasmine and Shawn quickly got out of the bed and grabbed their clothes. Knowing that they had no time to waste, they quickly ran out of the room and attempted to run down the stairs, but Shawn unfortunately tripped on a step and fell down. It caused a lot of noise as he did so, although Sammy’s parents didn’t wake up to the very loud ruckus.

They didn’t. But Amy did.

Jasmine quickly reached the bottom of the steps and helped Shawn to his feet, getting his clothes for him. “You okay?”

"Yeah, I’m fine," he replied while accepting his clothing from her hand. "Now let’s go-"

He paused when he heard the sound of a door knob being turned. The pair looked back up the stairs and saw that the door nearest to the stairs- Amy’s door- was about to open.

The Aussie and the survivalist ran to the kitchen before the blonde devil could spot them at the bottom of the stairs, but they made noise as they did so, so this made her even more suspicious. She slowly began to walk down the stairs…

"Holy shit, she’s coming!" Shawn whispered. He looked up at Jasmine, "What do we do?!"

The explorer thought quickly and said the first thing she thought of, “We HIDE!”

As Amy made her way down the steps, she heard rustling inside of the kitchen, and went with her first thought of who it could be. “Samey, what the hell are you doing in there? I swear if you’re making a mess I will tell Mom and Da-“

As she walked into the kitchen, what the blonde saw was horrifying in her perspective. On top of their refridgerator, a tall, half naked dark skinned Australian was attempting to hide behind their boxes of cereal, while an equally half naked can of trash was trying to hide in the cabinet under the sink with the cabinet door wide open.

And that’s when it got even worse.

Jasmine flinched and Amy’s box of Apple Jacks fell on the floor.

"MOM! DAD!" Amy screamed, alerting her parents and her sibling.

"Oh no," Sammy muttered.


"Are you SERIOUS?!" the twins’ mother declared after she heard the story from her younger daughter.

Sammy rubbed her eyes tiredly, while Jasmine and Shawn just stared at her parents with the same terrified expression.

Her father, however, had a different opinion on the situation. “I guess you’re not a virgin anymore. Good job honey.”

At this, Sammy smiled, but this angered Amy.

"Oh, so you’re saying that I can’t lose my virginity?" she demanded, tapping her foot at her father. Her mother had the same reaction.

He narrowed his eyes. “Well…”

This started an argument between him, his wife and his daughter, but Sammy silently dismissed her two loves and told them that they could go, and they quickly ran out of the house. They didn’t bother to put their clothes on after Amy had found them, so yes, they were still naked as they ran.


Hi. Lmao.